“Geor” calls Amazon Customer Service about his Kindle, and gets escalated twice. His phone has 95 accounts, his Kindle is upside down and scares his cat, and sometimes it calls him by name. He also gets the CSR to high-five herself, and discusses a government conspiracy with the next tech support expert. This guy can make unicorns appear and disappear at will.
This a LONG one, major kudos to the patience of Amazon tech support.